"The Doc"

Every single Google Doc I worked on during my last year of college. Printed.

Why bother writing

'The Next Great American Novel'

when you can dedicate all your time to this instead?

481 Pages

  • 441 feet tall stacked end to end

  • 6.06 days for average person to scroll through

  • $35.28 to print at Kinkos

  • $33.67 to print at the BYU library

  • 4.77 pounds

110,358 Words

  • 1.3 times the length of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • 46 hours for average person to type

  • 12.28 hours for average person to recite

  • 9.2 hours for average person to read

  • $276 if paid at Charles Dickens' rate

627,577 Characters

  • 2,241 tweets

  • 4,482 tweets, prior to Nov. 7, 2017

  • 4,183 Instagram bios

  • 78.63% smaller than War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy

  • Same amount of characters featured in Avengers: Endgame

I will be having a book signing at Barnes & Noble next month.

It should be pretty quick — there's only one copy.

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