"The Doc"
Every single Google Doc I worked on during my last year of college. Printed.
Why bother writing
'The Next Great American Novel'
when you can dedicate all your time to this instead?
481 Pages
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441 feet tall stacked end to end
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6.06 days for average person to scroll through
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$35.28 to print at Kinkos
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$33.67 to print at the BYU library
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4.77 pounds
110,358 Words
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1.3 times the length of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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46 hours for average person to type
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12.28 hours for average person to recite
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9.2 hours for average person to read
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$276 if paid at Charles Dickens' rate
627,577 Characters
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2,241 tweets
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4,482 tweets, prior to Nov. 7, 2017
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4,183 Instagram bios
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78.63% smaller than War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
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Same amount of characters featured in Avengers: Endgame
I will be having a book signing at Barnes & Noble next month.
It should be pretty quick — there's only one copy.
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